Pictures Speak Louder Than Words
Tonight, in art museums across the country, patrons able to elude security guards by hiding in the bathroom at closing time, will witness a remarkable experiment in innovation. Paintings and sculptures from across the ages will recite their own poetry during the first annual ArtSpeaks! Slam! Organizers intend to make this an annual event, so if you are detected tonight, you will have all year to find a better hiding place for the second reading.
Note that while some individual photographs may choose to participate, the International Union of Photographs has advised its members not to do so, as it might endanger their vérité.